Alright already. We get it...Kelly Slater is the best surfer on this or any other planet. At the musty old age of 36, the former Florida phenom has rewritten every record and is now batting 1000 on this year's tour. As of this moment, he is scoping out Tahiti as his next target for domination after schooling pro surfing's most elite soldiers in Australia, while ironically calling Dane Reynolds "the best surfer in the world today." Check out all the action.