---Some of those "geezers" in the lineup have surfed better waves with more style than you ever will. They deserve your respect.
---The chances that yesterday was truly "all-time" are pretty slim.
---You will never get a set wave at Pipeline on a good day...ever. Just deal with it.
---Rochelle Ballard surfs better than you.
---Your homebreak on a good day with your best friends might just be the best spot in the world.
---You can hold your breath longer than any wave can hold you down.
---It is good for your surfing to go without a leash.
---People who tell you, "You're too old to be spending all you free time surfing" are very bitter and jealous. They deserve your pity.
---A good session will make you a better human being.
---Taking a break from the ocean is healthy. It helps recharge the batteries.
---It doesn't matter how long you've been surfing. You will never get your fill.
---Kelly Slater is not a god; however, seeing him surf live can be a religious experience.
---9 times out of 10, it's safer and more satisfying to pull in than it is to straighten out.
---Good surfing is about how you feel, not how you look.
---Believe it or not, pro surfers do earn their money.
---You should thank whoever turned you on to surfing. You are very lucky to be a surfer.
